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Thursday, January 12, 2012

(Movie Review) Apollo 18

I'm not going to give you a bunch of fluff on this one. The movie is trash. complete trash. There is nothing scary or interesting about it. It is junk. Do. Not. Watch. It.

Plot: Decades-old found footage from NASA's abandoned Apollo 18 mission, where two American astronauts were sent on a secret expedition, reveals the reason the U.S. has never returned to the moon.

It is such a stupid movie and such a waste of time. I called it Paranormal Inactivity...because it tried to be like PA but NOTHING GOOD HAPPENS. It is slow. Not even like a "slow boil" Sci-Fi film, just SLOW. It sucks. And just to be a jerk, I'm going to spoil the ending. The monsters are ROCKS. Little crawling spider/alien/rocks. How stupid. It wasted two hours of my life. Don't let it do the same to you.

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