A lot of times I walk out of “kid’s movies” and realize that
while I didn’t really love it the kids in the audience loved it. In that
aspect, the movie did its job. It appeased its target audience and, honestly,
that is all that some movies ever aspire to do/be. They aren’t looking to
transcend generations and go down as the greatest movie of all time. They are
only looking to be the very best at one specific thing. Movies like The Smurfs comes to mind. I didn’t
exactly praise this movie when it came out, in fact I think that I beat it up
pretty good, but I did give them credit for making the kids that were in the
audience laugh uncontrollably. So, if I trashed it, and it actually worked for
its target audience, imagine how much I hated this movie….since not even the
children in the audience were laughing.
Storyline: Alex, Marty and the rest of the crew find
themselves in trouble again. While continuing their quest to make it back home
to the Central Park Zoo they make their way to Monte Carlo. When they make
their presence known in that city an overambitious Animal Control Officer makes
it her priority to hunt them down. Needing a way to stay hidden they board a
traveling circus train that takes them in (provided they perform). When one of
the stops on the circus route turns out to be New York City they are ecstatic.
But after so many big adventures in the world, can the Central Park Zoo really
compare to being in the wild?
I really hate to trash a movie that is #1 in the box office
and scores a 7.0 out of 10 on imdb.com . That means that somebody out there
likes it. My problem is that no one, adult or child, was laughing in this
movie. I had a 13 year old and a 9 year old with me and the only things that
they laughed at were the things that were in the trailers that everyone already
knew the punch line to.
Worth the admission? Not in my very humble
opinion. Maybe the kids that were in my screening needed a nap or were laughing
on the inside but from what I could tell no one really liked it much. If your
kids do end up forcing you to take them to see it drop them off at Madagascar 3 and you go watch
Prometheus. That movie was GREAT!
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